Dear Appreciators of the Fabulous,
I find these things and I just want so much to buy them for you! I know, I know, you don't need it, you don't want more things, and you wouldn't use it, but oh! I still think that a box with a bow containing this toast bag would be a welcome antidote to life's slings and arrows. This bag could complete your life and utter satisfaction, no? The beautiful thing about this flattened, techy, 90 percent visual universe we are in here, this little corner booth at the Internet Diner, is that I can give you 8 useless handbags a week, and no one need suffer any actual physical contact with money or purses!
That gives me an idea...
PS Your bread song for the day!
