Dear Everyone,
What a beautiful day to roller skate for the 1800th day in a row! Join me, won't you? I know, it's the same old thing, isn't it? Day after day, skate after skate, a hundred days after a hundred days. Maybe you are tired of the same old things: a suggestion for music or a video, some spiffing skate stuff to buy?
Nah, I know you know that the everyday is the holiest day, and that everything is the sacredest thing, so lets get this party started!
Check out these great skates, try this party move, try to resist these, and remember that the most fun, is to try it.
PS
Maybe you just aren't sure what to wear roller skating? Here are some ideas!