Dear The Past,
Of course I still love you! It's just that, well, The Future keeps on calling all the time, and he offered to pay for dinner, so, well, I said yes! Wouldn't you have?
I know, I have a lot of explaining to do. It's just that there are all these new things, you know? And, I never did look that good in orange, and, yes, I know, it's just superficial, and all is passing, but, I don't always want to be the person I was! I don't see why I have to keep on going like this, just because you want me to. And anyway, The Present doesn't agree with either of you, so, I figure it's time I lived my own life.
I suppose you aren't going to want to see me anymore, and I guess I understand that; but what we had was special, it was real, and I used to love you, I really did! But, now I just feel trapped by you and threatened by your size.
I know you are going to feel hurt by this, and I am sorry, I really am; it's not you, it's me!
