Dear Art Collector,
I send these 15 x 11 inch prints with collage elements to you for your consideration. When I think of our long standing relationship as artist and patron, of the decades and the many pieces you have purchased from me, I am in awe, and I wonder if it is not true, that maybe I imagined it? It fills me with satisfaction that you have wanted these works, these physical manifestations of my thoughts and hands for so long.
Artists make things, because they like making, and they see and feel things they would like to share, but, I believe that most artists are continually surprised that someone else would want to live with these things. It isn't that artists don't like their own work, it is more that they can see so clearly how it falls a little short of what they were hoping to say. It comes off as a reflection of a thing, but not the thing itself. It is much like my writing: I keep on trying to tell you how gobsmackingly beautiful one thing or another is, and I know that, try as I might, I can't quite represent it to you in all its glory.
In any event, I have some paintings too, that might work in your new space; I will not accept bitcoin for my work, but I am in a position to consider a payment in olives, for one of the aforementioned prints, if you find the work and the terms agreeable.
