Wednesday, December 4, 2019
Christmas Cookies
Dear Holidays,
Well, it's time. Or maybe it isn't, because I stopped making glorious boxes of holiday cookies some years ago. I stopped because people seemed a bit poisoned by my cookies, all full of gluten, sugar, fat, salt, and love. I didn't want to give people something they thought was killing them, or making them ill.
In the last ten years, we have been given cookies just once, so I know I am not the only one who has given up on giving cookies.
So what am I giving you this year? A kale smoothie, of course! Nah, just kidding. I am giving you this gorgeously filmed video of a woman making very, very beautiful cookies, which I secretly hope will give you a pang, a little teeny tiny sense of regret at what your stringent health consciousness has wrought. Go ahead and watch it twice; there aren't any calories or sodium at all!