Dear Bottles on the Dresser Bureau,
I will hate myself in the morning for suggesting a place for you to fritter more time away, and spend your hard earned duckets, but here I go again anyway, sending you places. Scroll down on this page a little ways, and play the delightful little clip of the Nose in action.
Please, though, to spare my karma & my conscience, set a kitchen timer for 10 minutes, and promise me you'll only buy the samples, ok? If little Jimmy has to go without shoes because I sent you to the perfume counter, I won't be able to live with myself!
